opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples
everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
gotta love knitting needles. i can make a scarf. i can make a hat. i can stab your eyes out. i can make mittens.
What was that middle part?
i can make a hat
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead